Welcome to our home, refurnished and fancy!
We've recently remodled a bit, though nothing so serious as to be confusing. We hope. If not, write us and tell us howso. If you don't become confused, write us and describe our majesty in countless ways. If, for some reason, you prefer confusion, spin around 10 to 100 times quickly and try us again. If the whole thing is annoying, keep it to yourself.
Thanks,
Management